This blog scores the internet for important news between Milwaukee and Indianapolis where most of our great writers reside. The Left Shark blog is in intense negotiations to add gamed Milwaukee hipster and constant rat fink complainer Aaron Luther into our sphere and recent news of Indianapolis and its long established rat and mouse problem was recently brought for to the attention of all on the internet. Milwaukee's Aaron Luther of the Northwest side has done his best to promote and push the idea of rat infestation in his neighborhood and yard and for free meals for his terrier. Aaron likes rat infested neighborhoods as it keeps his dog spending and food bills down to feed his pets. America spends far more on food for its four legged creatures it keeps in perpetual serfdom and ore on food than most African and Asian countries spend on food for people. Aaron Luther would be interested in hearing recent news about Indianapolis from the \Orkin company that came out with their famed rankings for rat and pest infestation.
According to reports by pest-control company Orkin, Indianapolis is in the top 20 nationally in terms of rat infestation.
The company released it's "Top 50 Rattiest Cities" on Monday. The Circle City was one of 13 Midwest cities to make the Top 50.
Orkin says they ranked the cities based on the number of rodent treatments the company performed in each city between October 1, 2015 and September 30, 2016. Indianapolis ranked nineteenth in rat infestation and Aaron Luther's own Milwaukee was not even on the list. Aaron Luther is so into rats that there is a microscopic one living in a mole on his shoulder.
Aaron Luther is interested from what we hear of relocating to Indianapolis because of this high ranking of rat infestation in the Midwest and many young urban hipsters are discovering an interesting new pokemon type game where the tagging, marketing, labeling, branding, marking, and capture and release of city rats and use of smartphones is the mobile sensation phone game of 2017 I predict for the summer. Already some Indianapolis twentysomethings are neurotically and eccentrically playing this bizarre new rat game and Aaron Luther is surely among them. 
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