Kinky Kimbuka, the gay Gorilla, escapes from the London zoo

Jake Glass
   A massive beast big buck Gorilla escaped his enclosure in London's famed London zoo and animal rights activists again are demanding that an official investigation independent of zoo officials is conducted as the zoo tried to downplay this incident and dangers posed for both species. Kumbuka raced out of his enclosure in what zoo keepers said was a secure keepers area but apparently these morons couldn't keep big Kumbuka inside his cage and the gay gorilla ran wild for several hours in around the park as the zoo went on lock down and people were locked in other exhibits with tigers, lions, and Bears for a long time. this ape didn't get far and was mainly limited to within the enclosures of the zoo for a few hours as he walked around looking for the nearest Afghanistan banana stand or a Dunkin Donuts.  Kumbuka was acting capriciously for weeks prior to this escape and visitors were warned not to stare at him. Image result for Kumbuka london zoo Kumbuka would pound on his chest all day like king kong and bang his head and also pound on the windows acting well..just like one ahhh would expect a three year of massive silver back gorilla filled with testosterone and searching for gay male love. Armed police descended onto the zoo like they were entering a riot zone for this poor lone gorilla and luckily this incident did not end tragically as across the pond last year when a lowland Gorilla was butchered and shot to death as happened in Columbus. Police shot the gorilla with a tranquilizer and the big ape fell asleep like the sleeping beauty and the beast that Kimbuka was and all rest well.
  
  

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