I have the sad news of reports out East that the Beast of the east is gone. pedals was a bi-sexual bi-pedal Center Bear that entertained suburban jackasses in suburban sprawl through the years as he wrecked havoc in their gardens and ruined their garbage. pedals was beloved by many but as well disdained as many death threats were issued against this Bear through the years and it now appears that a big game hunter in New Jersey brought down this sickly and maimed Bear. Pedals was extremely injured and walked the way he did like a human because of injuries sustained in this New Jersey backwater hick areas.
In a post to the "Pedals The Injured Bipedal Bear" Facebook page Friday morning, supporters said that a hunter fatally shot the bear with an arrow and bragged about wanting the animal dead for nearly three years. The arrow pierced pedals heart and the beast stumbled for a few moments before tipping on its side and its death proved many detractors wrong some of whom were convinced that the Bear was a kid named Bobby in a nice and realistic Bear suit playing pranks on the people of New Jersey. The animal was taken to the Greenpond check station where observers "confirmed it was 'the bi-pedal,'" the group said. New Jersey’s first expanded black bear hunt in more than 30 years has ended, just days after lawmakers advanced a measure that would remove the animals from a list of game species.Hunters killed 549 bears during the six-day hunt that ended Saturday. it appears that the most famous Black Bear beast of the east was a victim and many people on pedals twitter and Facebook site are raving that no precautions were made to look out for pedals during this expansion of legal slaughter against the Center Bears
The majority of the bears were killed within the first two days of the hunt, where only bows were allowed. There were 100 killed by arrows with special aim for the big belly of the bears so hunters can have that treasured and grisly head trophy for their walls. Whether pedals will be stuffed and cuffed and put in his regular bi-pedal pose and standing is not known but several museums are making a pitch to acquire the corpse of Pedals from the anonymous hunter who cut short this wonderful soul.
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