Troy York
I have the very sad news to report that Anakka the lowely low-land caged gorilla dies the other day in the Columbus Zoo. A 31-year-old western lowland gorilla died Thursday after failing to recover from anesthesia after a medical procedure. The caged gay gorilla often had heart disease issues given its disgusting diet of bananas and yogurt. According to the Columbus Zoo, Anakka had a history of heart disease that was being managed with medication and he had been anesthetized for reevaluation. It is not uncommon for male gorillas to have heart disease and while the animal care team has developed specialized blood pressure cuffs to safely monitor their health, sedation is still necessary to perform most medical procedures on the great apes. A 31-year-old western lowland gorilla died Thursday after failing to recover from anesthesia after a medical procedure. Life was not easy for Anakka as this gorilla had indentity and sexual issues and was very difficult for the zoo to deal with as are most caged gorillas who become gay while in zoo captivity and many zoo 0ffcials secretly will say this Gorilla was a son of a bitch to handle and some are happy to see it gone.There are now 17 gorillas, including two other older silverback males, at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium and approximately 350 gorillas in North American zoos. Most of these caged Gorillas become gay and disgruntled that they can't act on their animal urges and some want to just let be loose on a Sunday and allowed access to the bear dens. There have been 32 gorillas born at the Columbus Zoo. The Columbus Zoo is also known worldwide for the success of its gorilla surrogacy program, in which infant gorillas that are unable to be cared for by their birth mother are matched with a surrogate gorilla family.
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