Our Center Bear writer Clifford Gifford was given the dirty role of doing a backpage investigative report and escort rating the other day as most saw as a unishment instead of a reward. Backpage's Wisconsin pages has some horrendous looking women selling sex through this site and in recent weeks a real nasty tart has debuted and has been dominating the pages of the escort listing with some 40 ads in a weeks time.
Clifford Gifford was given a freebie by the office as we wanted to see if these were real ads and he made his way North to Milwaukee to meet with this escort who goes by the name of Dakness fully expecting it to be soe other woman who rates much higher on the scale. Gifford called back and was furious that he was mislead about who he was about to meet upn seeing this skank and he was told by Randolph Perkins the IV that it was imperative he meet and do it with Dakeness or else fce losing writing privledges to the Adopt a beast award winning blog.
Clifford said he went to this whores house in Oklahoma avenue and that he could barely walk. The place was full of smoke and he couldn't believe how nasty the hbitat and living quarters were for this Milwaukee hooker. The girl smelled according to Clifford like she hadn't showered or bathed in a month. Clifford reaffirmed as was our opinion that this woman is another bad nasty Milwaukee area backpage escort whore who shouldn't get paid ten dollars yet alone the hundreds of dollars advertised on her ad for various services and positions offered through this website. Gifford was extremely disappointed by having to do this review and having to drive to Milwaukee and not get the escort he had in mind when we gave him this assignment. Why any sane person not doing this for a blog or gag would actually meet this girl named dakness is beyond our ability to comprehend nor understand
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