Jake Glass
Will Smith is a clown who is more worried about crazy cougars prowling his property than creepy clowns or nutty professors or fans. Will Smith appeared on a show of some woman named Ellen DeGeneres wo hosts one of those boring daytime talk shows where only losers without jobs view on a regular basis. Will brought footage of a Cougar on his massive sprawling property that likely is not in a gated community somewhere near tinsel town and the Hollywood Hills. Movie stars and actors such as Mr Smith have been spoiled and not had to deal with any austerity like much of the known world so Will has made a good living from pretending in front of cameras.
he may have been pretending himself not knowing the difference between a crazy North American cougar and an African Lion and will Smith insists this was an African Lion on his property him being a clown goof ball former rap star turned mega-actor. Will Smith was rightfully concerned to see a Mountain Lion in his backyard as the beast from the west is returning all over the east. He said the lion was as big as the joker sin Kenya and indeed all large cats have the strength and capacity as the super Hogan heroes so sillingely portrayed in bigtime Hollywood productions these days geared towards the nimble minds of millenniums. The mannish looking Ellen host tried to play naturist and explain to the actor the differences between a African Lion and a Puma. Will smith was having none of that and is worried about a Lion coming to within thirty feet of here the dog sleeps in his king sized bed. Will called the park rangers concerned that there is a beast he is not willing to adopt into his household despite being so close to his fucking house and he is concerned for his kids which would make a easy meal for the Puma. the local ranger advised him to put out cat urine and that he couldn't hire a hunter to deal with the issue because California Lions and Bears are protected species in the state. Just like Mexicans that Will proudly once said were increasing in California because they were coming home in lands once part of the Spanish Empire will will have to deal with Pumas and crazy cougars coming home as well and unlike the Mexicans California's wealthy elites can't price them out of their neighborhood.
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