Ronald McDonald keeping a low-profile still following October's creepy clown epidemic

Chuck Woodruff
    Plutocrat McDonald's spokesmen Ronald McDonald has made billions through the years thanks to McDonald's corporation endless advertising expenditure corporate waste and fraud. this past year though as creepy clowns became more and more of an epidemic not just in America but globally the hamburger corporation is rethinking continued use of this clown as a spokesmen for their company. This past year saw what I predict will be an annual fall Halloween ritual of freaks in clown sheets making public scare tactics against kids and old people. just the other night I had a brutal clown nightmare and I get more and more tensed thinking about another September repeat of creepy clown sightings and acts of circus circuitry. For the billionaire clown Mr McDonald this will hit his pocketbook and indeed this past few six month saw the mans....the clowns income drop by half as the McDonald's corporation dramatically cut back on advertising featuring the funky shit=faced clown who actually has scared more kids than drwn them to demand their parents


Mr McDonald was livid that many communities cut back and canceled appearances that brought this jackass millions through the years and the number of commercials this guy did dropped by 35% and is expected to drop another 20% this year Creepy clowns are bad for this legendary burger flipping joint and McDonalds would be better off using Beavis and Butthead as spokesmen and commercials for this burger franchise. There is a generational shift in thinking of clowns and people now days are considering clowns more and more as a threat and a scourge instead of something lovable and cute like a kitten. Ronald McDonald will soon find out hardships that so many Americans have been facing with outsourcing of jobs and his easy gig riding the coattails of McDonalds corporation will soon come to an end as people more ad ore see this guy for what he is which is a creepy fucking clown.

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