Alex Mousolpolous
Indiana has long worshiped the authoritarian coaching style of former Indiana University coach Robert Montgomery Knight and worships this fool every March madness. Hoosiers sports addicts fondly remember this man bringing three NCAA titles through his forty years of coaching and ever the silly bastard as a saint to this date despite him being fired for threatening a student who greeted him by his Middle name as i he had greeted him with a middle finger. Indiana University had to let coach knight go and his career and life tailspin it being rumored in our offices that Knight was a early opioid addict in Americas heartland..perhaps the first and would explain how the jack rabbit jackass acted at Indiana. Bobby would be the perfect authoritarian leader and no other state deserves a Governor or president as the general Robert Montgomery Knight as does Indiana. Knight often whipped his players,smacked them around, and totally intimidated them by constantly touching and grabbing their necks. his coaching style was eccentric and neurotic and only the bizarre decade of the seventies and eighties would coaching styles like this creepie clown would of been accepted by any state institution that was Indiana Univrsity.
Bobby Knight form our sources is considering entering Indiana politics and would make himself dictator of an independent Indiana shall he ever be elected Governor of Indiana and would immediately rename the new state Hoosierstan. Robert Montgomery Knight is inspired by Donald trump's political rise and as a fellow authoritarian Bobby Knight would thrive as a ruler and he is not doing much these days himself. Mr Knight might cornate himself as a k\night and give other people this knighting title for the right price as mid evil noblemen and kings would often do for some extra moolah coming into the coffers of the castle. Bobby Knight shall he win may even consider running for political office and president some have speculated including Blogging heads DMZ hosts Bill shear and the sports obsessed asshole Matt Lewis. Indeed many sports-centered morons who put jerks like this boob Bobby on a pedestal would be welcome a authoritarian jack fuck geek like this guy. look for Robert Montgomery Knight to get out of his boring retirement fucking his old bag once a year and entering the crazy and complicated world of politics and as to be what he always wanted to be and this is a violent serial killing dictator.
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