We have disturbing reports to write about as reports of creepy clowns armed with guns was reported to police in the Pittsburgh suburbs. Police are probing the area behind AutoZone Auto parts or is is NAPA auto parts... where two clowns were seen one armed with a shotgun and the other armed with a squirrel gun in suburban West Miffen, Pennsylvania as a group of kids were playing the woods and were scared out of their shit of this new clown sighting. The kids ran back to their parents and the parents reported seeing two men fleeing disrobing and one had a pipe in his hands. This creepy clown report may be the first in a long line of creepy clown reporting that may take place all summer and culminate in massive pre-halloween frightful sightings all over as was seen this past creepy holiday season.
West Miffen police are telling the public to stay inside and keep an eye out for creepy clowns out there looking to cause an early spring cleaning of creepiness and frightful memories for your little ones and just about anyone with a cognitive dissonance about how cheerful and good clowns are in society when in fact the complete opposite is true. These clown reports are just the beginning and people shouldn't have their kids be playing and exploring dangerous woods where there are clowns and wolves prowling around.
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