Tim Tebow makes a travesty of basebore sport with his undeserving appearence in spring training as the Christian right pays his way for tryout with The New Jersey nets

Dave Berkson
   Tim Tebow has used his religious connections from various speaking tours at mega churches to reserve spot and tryout for the New York metropolitan baseball club. baseball was once a sport reserved for certain "gentlemen" regardless of talent in the early years before it went 'professional' and advertisers found organized sport an excellent opportunity to extract wealth form a company for their friends and cronies. I can safely say that I had more baseball talent and ability to make the circuit than this Christian far-right cultist who was a failed football athlete and somehow this experience translates into opportunities for tryout for the Mets. Tebow didn't act like a gentlemen angry for wiffing so much and took his bad play out on the ump in one appearance.

Tebow struck out twice and rolled a meager ball in the infield and received a standing ovation for getting an RBI form a force out. Tim Tebow is an automatic to make the team as his name recognition and the amount of publicity he will give the team in his struggles at the sport and with him questioning God would make for great reality TV content as well. Tim Tebow struck out three miserable times and at one moment almost lost his cool and forgot he is a born again Baptist evangelical angel as little Timmie almost called the ump a bad name murmuring something about the ump being a hick or a punk chump..not sure. No one could verbally made out what Tim Tebow called the ump but he needs to focus went up at bat and think he is Babe Ruth, Joe Pesci  or Jesus Christi with the bat. Tebow thus is failing big time an d may not make the show but rumor has it ...rumor has it that he will get a tryout ith the New Jersey Nets and the new jersey Devils in basketball and hockey although he has reservations about playing for a team with a name of the latter.