Black bum Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers kicked out of Wrigley Field for again not having a ticket and considers a presidential run in 2020

Dmitri Diamond
   Ronnie Wickers is a bum that sneaks in Chicago Cu games and has been doing this for some four decades often living on handouts from Chicagoan during the summer rand from south bend in the winter. Like many American blacks he has various alias in multiple states and lives off meager food stamps and charity of sports fans . Ronnie Wickers was kicked out foa Chicago Cubs game in late April as security checked on him upon rumors that he might be planning and scouting the field for Al Queda for a potential terrorist attack on April 19.
Ronnie Wickers was often seen outside of Chicory Cafe in South bend getting many liberal homos and lesbians handouts trough the winter and now that baseball is in full gear the shithead is once again on Chicago' sorth Side and in Wrigleyville with the same outfit he has worn for five years. Ronnie didn't have a ticket and the Cub fan that claimed to have thereabout bought  a ticket for this fuckface but had no record of it on his phone or stub. Ronnie Woo Woo was immediately tacked and thrown out after resisting but the cubs organization ad Theo Epstein called off a potential park ban worried about the uproar and the reverend Jesse Jackson, Andre Morgan, Al Sharpton, Cornell West, and Jerome"Buff' Baker coming to his defense. Ronnie Woo Woo Wickers claimed this is harassment and will take his case all the way to the Supreme Court but with a new court set by Donald Trump Ronnie is wooed out.
Ronnie wickers is also angry he is using his importance and celebritydom and is considering a run for Barack Obama's old senate seat and eventually a run for the White House in 2020 should he win. Ronnie wickers would be the first African american and homeless man to capture the office and he would immediately solve the problem of homelessness and have a house and a place to live for at least four years would he be so lucky and pull off the miracle.There are many wealthy Democrats who love Black people and who would give this bum full support both in Illinois and the Blue state lberal nation and anyone who thinks Ronnie "Woo Woo " wickers is not a serious candidate for the White House is kidding themselves. Ronnie Wickers says this is full harassment and that he will bust Theo epstein a new asshole and lip one day. and has reserved hope that Barack Obama considers running with him as a vice president in 2020.  Image result for ronnie wickers kicked out of a cubs game

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