Word on the street is that this blog has finally hired famed Indian blogger Peter Patel to a huge four year contract worth some thirty million dollars. Mr Patel brings years of experience in the blogosphere with analytical viewpoints of the state of affairs internationally and domestically. Peter Patel will be another great addition here talking about technology and celebrity often wondering where jobs of the future will come for humanity as companies automate everything. Paul has already written a few posts on this blog as the work ethic and determination of Mr Patel to join the crew here at this blog was astonishing and clearly this man would write here for free if given a chance. Given a chance though for a huge contract Paul was determined to jump into and start earning every penny he was asking for during the
tense negotiations Paul and Randolph Perkins IV were ahhh discussing often through lunches and games of Mega Man and Call Of Duty. the official word came this morning that Paul Patel is now the 35 member of the writing staff here at bammmm the Left shark blog and what finally turned the table for our blog owners in hiring this guy for thirty million is that Mr Patel offered double that for the right to work which he was able to grease the palms of Randolph and be allowed to repay the ahh Bank of India in a two hundred year installment plan. Paul Patel is now writing for this blog and will claim a piece of veggie burgers and goat cheese in the break room 
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