Cullman County residents alarmed at sudden appearance of Bob the Bobcaouger thing

Lonnie Yeager
   Cullman County is a rural Alabama backwater area where there are three ties more wildlife than people. A local clown put up a animal trap camera and caught the image of either a Bobcat or cougar and it looks actually like a hybrid. Greg Donnelly couldn't believe it when he played his video as crazy cougars are not suppose to be in this area. It was very difficult to tell exactly what type of feline it was and I suggest it may be a hybrid bobcat cougar or Puma's evolving in the dense forests of Alabama and carrying shorter legs to avoid the twigs of trees,skunks, or something odd and unusual in redneck Alabama.The hillbilly  Donnelly is nervous this lynx or big cat thing will affect his property and the deer hunting he leases this sprawling South woods property.

 Upon further review of this photo I can attest that it is not our beloved Bob the bobcat or any other cat of his species. Nor is it a wildcat or a lynx and it definitely is not a jaguar. I would say it is a juvenile cougar or a physically and mentally challenged crazy cougar that somehow got lost or pushed out of other areas of cougars. This definitely is a crazy cougar and is a shrimp possibly from being malnourished for its mental deficiencies or was owned and neglected by a human owner who set it free.

This is red-state America where rednecks say fuck you t any government regulation from owning and befriending dangerous wild animals after all. I hope this crazy cougar eats up all the deer in Donelly's property as no jagoff should be profiting form deer hunting. The residents in Cullman County are still shaken by the sudden appearance of a huge seven foot alligator who was chilling near swamps some time ago. Now they have to deal with a local crazed tiny-legged cougar in their area and the few thousand residents of this backwater and now sweating it more than form the humidity.