Leroy Yost
A massive left shark known to authorities as Hilton was seen off the coast of North Carolina as this area has become a hot spot for left sharks looking for fish or human legs to prey upon for a meal. news of Hilton's arrival sent shock waves to beach and coastal residents of this area and in times of massive flooding and increased pressures of the coast the idea of sharks roaming streets in times of biblical climate change should put feat in spines. Hilton has been tracked and a couple of pings on his wear were ponged near lookout national park and Hilton may have been on the look out for another shark called Milton. Hilton though is no toy and his massive 12.5 foot long frame makes him one of the dreaded great Whites off coastal Carolina and
Hilton may need to be culled as he is getting too big for his bridges and the idea of these sea beasts roaming around coastal elite and tourist spots makes hunter look forward to getting together and doing some fishing in late July. Hilton is looking for meat and increasingly the hot shrinking seas brought through by climate change are making these hungry left sharks not able to think treacly and be able to distinguish in a crucial decision of whether Seal or man look different to their beady eyes and small brains. Of course,this is shark week so this may be fake news on the part of the Disney channel in their week long cable programming on sharks and Hilton may be a figment of ones imagination much like Milton is for comic artist Jim Toomey and his fans. 
editors Note
Randolph Perkins
Th name of the shark in Shermans Lagoon is Sherman and not Milton.
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