Crazy Cougar named Dart shot dead by police in downtown Salt Lake City

Clifford Gifford
   A crazy Mountain Lion Cougar named Dart pretty much committed suicide by police officer as it roamed downtown and trendy Salt  lake City looking for gophers and hamburgers. Dart was spotted by a local policemen who was shocked to see a crazy cougar roaming the mean streets of Salt City in Utah and he immediately called for back up. As the policeman got closer and told the Puma to freeze somehow the trigger words entered into the brain and consciousness of this mini-tiger to somehow attack this man in uniform and it represented danger for this cat beast. dart rushed the patrolman so fast the deputy barely had time to take his revolver out and proceeded to pump sixteen bullets into the chest of dart shocking witnesses and people nearby in the local cafe having their lattes outside in the warm evening chill.

The Cougar was unfortunately killed by the number of bullets entering its liver and lungs sending blood profusely out of its body and into the brick streets of lovely downtown Salt City. Dart was a lovely cat and not a black panther not deserving of this treatment nor  to expected to serve and protect .Why he  ventured into a settled area putting itself at risk by death form police or animal control units is not known as it looked as healthy as a horse and may had been attracted  to come towards the policeman on a horse thinking he may get to meals in one. Dart will be missed by his loved ones and the intense heat of the west may have driven this crazy cougar bonkers and into habit zones outlawed for wild beasts and lovely big cats of the wild wild West