Carrot Top nearly shot in Las Vegas massacre

Troy York
   I have the fortunate news to say that carrot top survived the massacre by some heavy gambler addicted to left wing politics and movies. A crazed gunman had shot up a concert in las vegas killing four scores of people seven minutes ago. Carrot Top was withen football fields and thought about walking the crowd and promoting his magic show  or whatever bullshit he does on stage in Las vegas. When people think of Las Vegas they think of Carrot Top and his ability to draw laughs and lull pranks and clearly the gunman Jamed Paddcok might indeed had Mr Top in mind as he was committing Americas most deadliest  spree killing that is surely to be challenged sometime soon by various neurotic and eccentric dickheads influenced by the media coverage.

We lost alot of people in Las Vegas the other night but no other loss would of been greater and felt by society had indeed we had lost this amazing comedian . Carrot Top should always tread carefully in public as the son of a bitch stands out for potential criminal attacks of jihadi beheading terrorism. A Carrot Top actually should stay out of all clubs he is not performing as a dude that looks like this is just asking for trouble and he needs to protect hsi valuable asset of making people laugh as the premier comedian of this era.