Crazy Cougar terrorizing Blue Earth, Minnesota

Aaron Luther
  Residents in Blue Earth Minnesota are suffering from an opioid epidemic as most of rural backwater boring fly by America. Cheap heroin pain pills make their sorrow go away but for resident sin this Southern Minnesota town a new worry and dangers of the woods was given by local authorities. what at first was thought of creepy clown costume freaks hanging in the woods has been established as a two hundred pound Mountain Lion that has taken residency and new home in the vicinity of Putman Park. Police are warning people do not walk into the woods alone or night and be very assiduous in the North woods of Southern Minnesota.

A crazy cougar for some reason has taken a liking to this community withing to establish maybe a branch of new cougars someday and a family to raise and terrorize the foxes and rabbits in the region. The crazy cougars fannie was caught on trail camera as many local residents had originally posted these camera to catch the creepy clown pranksters in the area and ending this threat once and for all. Instead they have a new source of worry and amazement  and more reason to pop them pills and find ways to worry more