White Castle opens up in China to teach Chinese of bad American food and chains

Armando Arturo
   White Castle is a suckie and gooey chain of small rat-type burgers as there is absolute no beef on their sliders. This is a mystery chain in some twelve states and has a heavy presence in Chicago and Milwaukee especially in cheap real state outer boroughs areas. I was surprised then to hear or read tithe Wall Street Journal that this shitty restaurant American chain has expanded and opened up a couple for their shitholes in Shanghai, China's most famous coastal elite city. Many Chinese were marketed by this chain by that Hollywood Kumar goes to White Castle movie of some moons ago and this can explain why there was even a movie with this title.
Now this White Castle will scale more for the tastes of the local cuisine with cherry flavored duck burgers along with a spicy Tofu burger along with the shit burgers and sliders one would normally associate with a crappy typical American eatery in fly by country. White Castle is one of the worse greasy of American chains and no one ever sees this dump castle in an elite downtown area and why China would think it would be any different is beyond my ability to eat a slider and comprehend this action.
Perhaps the chain is so fucking rare unlike in our shit areas that somehow it is exotic and different form the taste buds of the numerous Chinese kitchens and sink holes that line up and won their country as it does with our dilapidated strip malls in America. This is not the first time White Castle tried to go global having failed in several eccentric and neurotic eating Asian countries before including Japan, North Korea,  and Indonesia as East Asians looked upon this food as we would look upon the snake head soup and other odd rodent type meats they eat and devour out East. In some ways it may be an improvement to eat bizarre creatures than the crap of one ounce beef that comes between two small buns and 10 ounces of grease.

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