Rural Northern Wisconsin drunk woman falls through ice walking form shanty fishhole

Woody Underwood
   Walking drunk like a skunk form a shanty on the lake a late twenties woman fell off the cliff and into the ice waters. Lindsey Kilma is like many rural jackasses needing to party on alcohol and other drugs to get a high as their lives are so boring and she and her friends were partying in a fucking ice shanty off the shorelines of Lake Winnebago in rural Find Du Lac. Wisconsin is like the drunkest state in the nation  and mixing New Years revelry with the obscene and absorb notion of ice shanty;s spells doom for any poor dumb soul.
For poor Lyndsy Klima ending ones life incapacitated with Miller cheap beer or Strohs beer and walking around a ice shanty fishing village thing.Those likely holding the party thought they were safe from the arms of the law but for Lyndsey Klima apparently her friends were not such good ones to allow her off on her own walking and wobbling away form their ice fishing village.
Ice fishing and the idea of these elite houses on frozen ice with residents fishing in a hole is the most risible thing I can think of and for Miss Klima this would prove to be her last environment. Rural jackass Wisconsin is boring as hell in the winter and the locals idea of fun putting flimsy construction out on the dangerous lakes clearly show the brilliance and intelligence of such thought and one has to wonder what kind of cruddy local governments exist that allow such nonsense.

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