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Tragedy out of rural Washington outside Seattle saw two mountain bikers being brutally attacked by a crazy troubled cougar known as P-41. P 41 attacked two dudes riding their loud bikes and felt threatened and disturbed and his attack was a affirmative of his territorial protection and now police and wildlife officials have put a price on the head of this lovely crazy cat. P 41 is described as 3 foot 4 inches tall with a gold sandy coat and a missing molar with a tramp tattoo by its tail with the logo of the band Megadeath. P 41 was a local bad ass where wildlife officials constantly monitored the beast and if they
ywere smart warnings and signs that this area was its den should of been posted in and around these areas. The dream money man y of these executives make often goes into purchasing 5000 bicycles and these likely two Amazon management workers intruding and invading this cats space was deserving of a catlash by P 42 41. Inequality is causing more conflicts between man and beast as further and further encroachment on lands these animals need for survival are going in order to make more large living space for foreign jet traveling cross border foreigners into America hired by the likes of Amazon,Microsioft, and Google. There was only so much more of this bullshit P41 was able to take as it found it more difficult to hunt deer and caribou and the Lion was already upset after being sprayed by ahhh a skunk the previous day. Two Mountain bikers were biking back and forth along a hill when P 41 attacked last Thursday attacking the dirt dirt wad dirt bike punk and then going in for the kill and getting the second mother fucker. The arrogance of Seattle urban jackasses or these rural bored fuckers who ahhhh bike in the North woods because their entertainment options are limited and there are no coffee shops or places of interest in town is amazing and unfortunately it is going to cost P-41's life. An armed posse is out now looking to capture and re tribute the actions of P41 because Jeff Bezos and other dream money elites demand it as they continue to cut down the forests and habitat of Lions,Tigers, and Bears in the North West and put these ugly three story condos along lakes and river streams and connect bad strip malls for 7 11 and vape shops to be set up in areas where these Lions use to have dens for their pups and kits. If I lived in this area I would be giving P41 some refuge and safety.
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