Crazy Cougar spotting in Kickapoo doesnt play in nearby Peoria

Jake Glass
Animal stories
   In Rural backwards Illinois in a town near Peoria called Kickapoo,  that perhaps was named after the one-time resident Native tribe of that same name, a property owner named Jon Obergfel near Jublie Park saw something on his nature cam that scared the shit out of his underpants.he could of swore that the creature seen on his camera was none and behold a crazy Cougar and he reported his finding to the appropriate local authorities that didn't seem to take his news too seriously. Residents though are taking this news with fear and dread as their pets and kids were locked in and people are not taking any chances. The Illinois department of Natural Resources says that this mans cameras are playing optical illusions or this is a fake picture.

A spokesman says this is a house cat and that Obergfel is playing a July Fools trick on th local rural redneck backwards population in old Kickapoo. Obergfel and his son insist they see Lions,tigers, and Bears near their property along Jubilee's Eastern North woods but many people who look at the picture are skeptical and this these silly geese are full of horse manure. Obergfel uses alot of bait to capture coons and possums (for their fur?) and wonders if the meat is attracting large cats from Montana and Wyoming as the crazy Cougars have been noted for their incredible sense of free food.