Paul Sereno discovers there are things way more valuable in Niger aside form dinosaur bones

Arnold Armstrong
   Rockstar paleontologist Paul Sereno has spent three decades work in the land-locked African country of Niger and throughout these three decades Sereno undoubtedly has noticed this country is a shit hole with little value except for people like him who can unearth dinosaur bones and sell them to museums. Sereno would often get annoyed at finding old human relics in his searches and digs and would often discard these bones off to the side of the ditch. Now though Paul Sereno realizes though like bitcoin there can be value and treasure in unearthing an heralding Niger's old bones as some sort of value and heritage.

Old bones can be valuable especially this time of year of Halloween but the economist in Sereno thinks there can be a market for Niger's bones aside from museums who would claim specials of these old skulls and bones coming form the remote centerness of Africa and this nation of Niger. Niger is  a country that has been polluted and destroyed by the resource extraction fraud and the airs are filled with toxic wastes through mining in the past decade.

Make no mistake though Paul Sereno knows there is something fa more valuable than Bones be them human origin or beast lizard. Sereno has been in Niger long enough to realize the country is loaded with uranium and for all we know this guy has long been a CIA operative with his special dig dug throughout  this Nigerstan. The world is converging in Niger form ISIS to China and it is not to collect bones of human ancestors some 12000 years ago. France has long generated wealth digging uranium and making profit form it in selling enegry to other countries and using the profits not to generate local wealth for the people for food and smokes but to fund clowns like Paul Sereno to dig for more bones in the meantime and to let France,America, and China know of any new uranium deposits to the local despotic ruler.