Jason Fool
There is an auction where rock profiteers are seeking to bamboozle space cadets and loves of all thing outer space. A pet rock from either the moon,Mars, or Uranus is up for auction and the organizers of this sale of asset are hoping some fool will spend half a million dollars of some rock found in the African shit hole nation and deserts of Mauritania. Rock NWA11789 may fetch a close price given the bullshit investing class and members like Peter Schiff in the business public eye and this sale would make this pet rock the most valuable thing ever to come out of foolish shit hole state of Mauritania.
Peter Schiff as head of Euro Capital Investments came across on one another of his award-winning business media appearances and says he will advise his clients to have nothing to do with investing in space rock and junk. Schiff is no fool and would never put any of his hedge funds money on rock ujnless it has a precious mineral so wanted by mankind. This Moon Lunar rock is just plain as day ugly.
Schiff called this foolish auction form Boston-based RR Auction as a sham and along the lines with pet rock collecting and investment of odd and goofy looking rocks people would purchase and then try to make and create a value like gold and silver.
The prick Schiff told CNBC that anyone foolish enough to spend this money on rocks form space deserve to see their assets liquidated and people would be better off purchasing old Asteroid Arcade games and putting a premium price and value on these products than any odd rock found way in the sands of Mali or Mauritania. I often go to Dundee,Illinois classic video game playhouse called Underground Retrocade and hog up this game for some eight hours and I am in the process of purchasing an arcade and claiming value of some three million dollars of it. One can imagine put a little AI on an Asteroids game and dope it with some roids and you will have a hell of a fucking machine. The space cadets like Neil De Grasse Tyson and Bill Nye may get their rocks off thing of purchasing this item and having it in their den or desk ahhhh as a paper holder or so forth, but in all reality this thing is just a rock worth its weight in boulder whether form here or out there.
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