Cecil Brewster
Bums in libraries . We all talk about and John Oliver talks about it and he is one or two bad jokes away form living in a library himself. Glen Ellyn, Illinois has on of the most annoying and mad dog howling Hobos known to mankind that locals often see late at night and have termed the Glen Ellyn Beast. This madman sleeps during the day and as a public institution apparently the local public library often has no choice but to open the doors to the Beast from the East and other homeless pests who instead of educating and bettering themselves in libraries often just go there to get some zzzzs. The Glen Ellyn Beast has no home and spends most of his time in this library looking at patrons like they are walking about his home.
The Beast is a territorial bastard and will more than willing to go and use the computers having massive twitches and massive howling yelps as he reviews the public bathrooms on Yelp.com. The Glen Ellyn Beast use to come in the library and leave his stuff in the local woods but now he just parks his clothing and "stuff' and basically has moved into this place form morning to night. The complete arrogance of this homeless ass is amazing and a story form hell and why we need more construction of mobile trailers around the country that can take these clowns on a one trip preferably to Yukon or Alaska as bums like the Beast are as visually disturbing as the constant vape and cigarette shops on the suburban landscape.
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