Jordon Morgan lost and drunk in Up Down MKE arcade bar

Otto Jansen
   Right bull far-right writer Jordan Morgan is missing and was last seen getting drunk and loaded as up and down. MKE bar on Tom Brady street in Milwaukee. Jordan had been spending weeks in this arcade bar and pinball place lost in beer and eighties arcade action and he particular was obsessed with the bad eighties arcade lame game called bubble bobble  where one had to ahhh use a bubble and clean a sink.
He also likes the South Park pinball game and was very territorial about this game being jealous  we whenever anyone spent more than five minutes on this game.
He had conflicts with fellow gamers all of the time and when a pushed came to a shove Jordan Morgan was collecting black eyes like a bird with twigs and had no recollection of them except fore the fact that he got it at this awesome arcane bar in Milwaukee called the up and Down MKE. Jordan Morgan drank forty shots and lost forty times in Donkey Kong and may have been suffering from both fits of depression and alcoholism and many regulars of Up and Down bar are hoping that Jordan somehow walked and slipped into the Milwaukee river. Anyway Jordan may reappear here again soon as he is both bared form Underground retrocade in West Dundee and Brookfield's legendary 600 arcade galloping Ghost along Ogden Avenue in downtown Brookfield,Ill

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