Aaron Luther
Animal stories
The possibly fake news story of a trial runner killing a full grown Mountain Lion with his bare hands and choking the shit out of its life is being questioned and some wonder of Colorado authorities found it was a tabby cat this man killed instead of the beast known as the puma. The idea that a man would be able to fight off and kill a strong Lion seemed phony as a baloney and this man was a runner and not a physical specimen like Lee Haney or Arnold Schwarzenegger. No doubt that king Arnold.Lee, and the boyz could snap even the baddest cat in Colorado but a Travis Kauffman. You gotta be kidding me jack.
Travis claims that he turned around while running in the Horsetooth state park and many people are saying this must be a fake as the man is not strong enough like a body builder and that this attack was staged much like that homsex actor in Chicago. What made many people in the WebSphere suspicious this was a fake hate crime on part of a crazy cougar was the minor scratches and cat scratch fever of Mr Kauffman and if a Mountain Lion had attacked him his face would look like Jacob Hamburger. Travis Kaufman blamed Trump MAGA hat cougars for staging this event. Kaufman may have conspired with this cat to stage and then gain some fame and notoriety as a Paul Bunyon outdoors man type legend.
Police are investigating and seeing if Travis staged this attack that has been wildly condemned by social activism and animal rights advocates as many can't comprehend that a baby Cougar would actually get up and attack a man form behind as many critics of Mr Kauffman are reminding the public these are cougars and not Indian massive tigers in the jungle. We firmly believe game authorities and Travis Kauffman and Jack Black conspired and the actual cat he killed was a tabby riding over it on his bicycle and then ahhh maybe they fabricated the story to make Travis Kauffman look as much as a bad ass as the MMA fighter who shares his name.
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