Baxter Lomax visits renown Ricky's bar and the most barfed tree in America

Baxter Lomax
   Ricky's Bar and the tree in front of this dive bar in Racine,Wisconsin was voted the most disgusting place in America and the poor tree has been barfed on at least a thousand times. The tree in front of Rickys has been voted most barfed tree in America as hundreds of thousands of people in our estimation have puked in front of there after nights of over-drinking in this shit hole dive. We checked out this bar one day after hearing stories and reports of the wild antics at Ricky's and on a wild Friday night discovered this was indeed true and a matter of fact.

I went up North with old Cecil Brewster after picking him up in a homeless shelter in Woodstock and we headed for ahhh Racine County and the city of ahhh Racine that is located in ironically downtown Racine Wisconsin not to far from the Lake Michigan. This was not a not an establishment filled with erudite people and the average IQ of  bad hick bar is about 89. The people drank whisky and shots and half of the patrons were by out estimations drunk like a skunk their bellies filled with 15% of alcoholic readings . This bar on main street is an alcoholic dream as they have so much booze and an inability of bartenders to make sure these people don't  get tanked like a shark. As a bartender at the world famous Itasca Inn I was not impressed by this place and would never want to work at a bar such as this filled with a tremendous amount of assholes and alcohol and that my friends can be a toxic mix.