Brian Urlacher in so much debt he is now regulated to selling his image to hair retore billboards and will now be doig a sun tanning promotion

    Woody Underwood
    Brian Urlacher is a pasty pale looking dude whose stupid image is inundated along Chicago's tollways despite his lst paying for th Chicago Bears some ten years ago.

Urlacher looks so white and pale in these billboards that people are talking and looking at his stupid billboard that is called the Brian Urlacher billboards with few people even knowing or thinking of the hair restoration office that is advertising through these thirty billboards along the tollway of

Chicagoland. Brian Urlacher is in so much debt having spent the millions he received in contracts to tackle people in this collision and ball sport loved by so many fat Americans that he has to be bailed out and a spokemen for hair and now hopefully sun-tanned companies. Urlacher needs to get his eyes checked and look how bad his billboards appear for himself and his brand as he looks whiter that Whitey Herzog, Whitey Ford. and Whitey Casper the friendly ghost. According to our sources discombobulated sources Brian Urlacher is now being approached by a sun.tanning doctor who wishes to do improvements and work on Brains skin tone and we may see dozen more fucking billboards throughout the Chicago are of this silly jackass and his face . The pasty Urlacher is someone who cold benefit from being given a sun tan transplant as well as he is so white in these billboards the former NFL stud looks like a geisha girl

Broan Urlacher is going to have more billboards of his fuck face than Bashir Assad had in Syria and th elate great Saddam Obama Hussein had in pre-war Iraq and that Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky wish his paintings and imagery were still up and a nuclear test Saddam Iraq would be testing rickets like North Korea. I digress through about politics and Brian Urlacher needs to retire indefinitely from public life and football abnd having his mug all around in 2019 makes about as much sense as having Bobby Hull's