ANimal Stories
A boat was piloting and dragging a shark in a disturbing video that went viral and three men were lead by ringleader Mihcael Menzel are facing serious charges of animal fish cruelty as they were targeting practice on the hapless Bull shark they were dragging and blowing to smithereens while videoing. Along with Michael other arrested included Spencer Heintz and Robert Benec IV. After a four month tedious investigation by the Florida department of family and wildlife they narrowed in on these three shit kings of elitism and GQ readers and avid fans of Outdoor magazines as well.
These three brutally murdered a fabulous looking left shark and now the consequences for their actions will mean serious jail time and fines as they can clearly afford driving one of their father s yacht and all these of these bozos are loaded with money and tequila and one must of serious thought these guys were drunk like a donkey when they were committing this animal cruelty crime and thinking with their ars instead of their brain. These dudes will get shanked. lanked,cranked, baked,tanked, and blanketed in prison with their snarky looks and GQ fuck faces and one can only hope the soul of this shark is there with them gnarling on their buts at night. 
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