Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
A dangerous 800 pound center Bear named Bunny was discovered by tourists in their hot tub just chilling and getting some steam off the other day. The Black Bear was in rural Tenseness looking for berries when the Center Bear came across something that looked strange to the beast. The Bear went over to the tub and noticed it felt just right not too warm and not too cold and decided to take a dip. A vacationing cabin renter couple photographed the mother Black Bear and her three Cubs stepping up to the plate and cooling itself with the tub that evidently was not on at the time. The Black bear named Bunny just chilled and was not in a hurry to move about and this Mamma Bear had balls given the love and number of guns the people in the rural backwards areas of Tennessee no doubt possess and worship.
Center Bear sightings are always way up at this time of year in the rural backwaters of redneck country and Gatlinberg, Tennessee has become a good destination for the rural hillbillies to get away from the boring strip malls , gas stations, dollar stores, and smoke shops that dot their landscape. This lesson of the three Bears taking a dip into a whirlpool is important for prospective vacationers in Gatlinberg to take notice and immediately cover up the hot tub when not in use as springs,rivers, and lakes become bulldozed to make way for more profit-seeking rentier global class investors looking to loot the countryside and habitat of the wildlife for their greed and asset growth increase.
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