Left Shark kills old entitled businesscrat eye doctor off the coast in Hawaii

 
Jerry Palmer
    Thomas Smiley has a "sense for adventure' that being a career corporatism and over-paid and financially well off dominated pinhead  of the economy can easily  fund. The Granite City, California resident was enjoying another one of his many vacations in Maui as a price Hawaii vacation was one he could often just pass on to the customers as a entitled member of the cortpocracy which lies and spreads misinformation of Trump's tariffs being taxes when in fact consumers already pay heavy taxes to men like Thomas Smiley and their luxury living. Mr Smiley was part of the establishment  and as reported his and his family had been vacationing in Hawaii twice a year for the past fourteen years something the average worker and millions of struggling Americans could only dream of  and last Saturday was a sunnny and muggy morning in Maui and having skipped breakfast Mr

Smiley was not smiling.  He had taken one of his usual dips ion the warm waters of Hawaii and was pleased with his life of snookering a high-income little worked lifestyle for himself and his wife of forty years as marriage stability and high earnings are surprisingly correlated. A massive Left Tiger shark though decided to ponce and avenge the arrogance this "doctor" of eyes and selling high-riced eye glass and prescription fees this silly goose doctor was allowed to profit.

For an eye doctor Dr Smiley should of checked his eyes and brains before getting in shark-infested waters where the resort clearly made announcement of troublesome tiger sharks in the preceding weeks before another one of the  good doctors Hawaii vacations. The Left Tiger shark stalked the aging legs of this man before surprising him when Mr Smiles went some sixty feet off shore and the left shark rose saying "Whats Up Doc" before devouring his foot and silver spoons in his trunks. There will be no m ore Maui vacations in the Smiley household and this shark death should go to as a warning for other high income vacationers long accustomed with working for their industries increasing prices and taxing them higher prices so frequent vacations and expenditures of luxury loving can be maintained.