Otto Jansen
Dr Paul Serneo was rooting harder than Drake to see the championship come to Toronto. The famed rockstar paleontology always dreamed of sports teams being named after dinosaurs and thought he would never live long enough ever to see a sports organization actually use a dinosaur =-type name yet alone win a championship but his dream was fulfilled this week as Head coach Drake and his Toronto Raptors stunned the Oakland Bay area Warriors for fingernails and couldn't concentrate on the NBA championship. Its not easy to put out posts on Mr Sereno famed rockstar bones grave digger of beasts that lived millions and millions of moons ago but undoubtedly this man was rooting for the Toronto Raptors and paid more attention to this final than any other finals since.
Paul Serono was on pins and needles shewing fingers nails and couldn't concentrate on digging any research on the latest skulls and bones in is University of Chicago laboratory as professor Sereno's full attention was on the NBA finals.Clearly he is not the only paleontologist that was rooting heavily for the Raptros and clearly some Toronto area paleontologists were rooting like nuts even crazier than Paul in and around the University of Chicago campus. Paul Sereno kicked back hanging around the one frat still allowed in this nerd school of on the South Side of Chicago filled with bookworms and Obama types and he drank soda and chips for all sex games and when the Toronto Raptors finally won the
championship professor Paul Sereno felt satisfied. A dream of a sports team with a dinosaur name finally became the champs and he will now look and listen to the Queen song in a new light along with his love of the raptor species of dinosaurs that now top the list of his thoughts.
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