Mitch Welch
Wendell Middleton spoke to a pack house at a University of Michigan student center and unveiled his plans of allowing all students off their student debt and other major platforms he will seek in 2020 running as an independent. The famed miller High Light Beer spokesman wishes for all Americans to live the high life and party like it is 1999 and he said the main problem of college campus and society is there is not enough partying as he worries about the collegiate scene going green and lean with less beer and more filling foodies.
Wendell Middlebrooks said there is too much an emphasis on food these days and not enough of beer and his moneymaker machine that supplies the greenbacks that allow Wendell to live the highlife as a modern monarch of the media and constantly on fucking television bragging about how others live an luxury life in exclusivity denied to many. Wendell Middlebrooks will run under the Miller Beer party and he promises everyone reparations in the form of free beer for a year and he hopes people choose Miller instead of more quality craft brews.
Wendell Middleton also expressed interest in dethroning president Trump and ending his insane trade wars with China and Mr Middle explained to his student audience at Michigan that the chances are high their future bosses will be China gangster boss men and they better appreciate and like it as the future is Chinastan and that is where it is at.Wendell Middleman says we need more bars and beer delivery jobs and he bashed the idea of Amazon now selling beer to peoples homes and worries of the job displacement offered to Miller High Life beer vendors and drivers and said he will encourage more small business to take up the slack and open up more convenience corner marts and liquor stores so people can get loaded and drunk as a skunk more often throughout the day.
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