Are we finally at peak Brian Urlacher billboards?

       Leo Yost
     The Brian Urlacher tollway nonsense may have peaked as a recent trip from Indianapolis to Chicago showed the fewest amount of Brian Urlacher and his hair restore billboards as I have ever seen. The doctor business that supplemented Mr Urlacher wit years of billboard worship while giving drivers an annoying eyesore landscape  is hopefully eroding. I counted three Brian Billboards in the past trip down from a one  time high of twenty Urlacher billboards. People were getting more and more tired of seeing the pasty Brian Urlacher and his new found hair that looked bar on his chrome dome and most recall with fondness his bad ass look as a player where the only hair on Brian's body was pubic
hair. Brian Urlacher last played many many decades and moos ago and the continual publicity for this player who was always over-hyped and voted as such by his peers year after year just smacked of the cultural domination of the sports obsessos in large cities in America and the diversion of costs and the economy for this class. The Brian Urlacher highway ads need to finally go and the day where there are none will be a better day and one can ensconce in their car not cringing to see these billboards from hell meant to disgrace the region and shame what is essentially a normal sign of aging and acceptance of iT.

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