We are pleased to announce the signing of famed writer and contributor on the internet of Noel Parker, a hot free agent of journalism long sought after by Breibart news to the huffing ton Post and we are pleased to announce that he will exclusively be writing for this blog in the upcoming years. Noel Parker hammered out a large 130 million dollar over fifteen year contract although he seemed a bit confused thinking this was his annual salary. Noel is a saint and will begin writing here ASAP and his devoted followers undoubtedly will follow him here after reading and following him on the dozens or so of the platforms and blogospheres he had previously hep build up and was known. Parker is a young gun investor guru like no other and crypto currency magnet running his own bitcoin called Noelcoin and he says people
Noel is a psychotic neurotic eccentric billy bob like no other and will fit in with our exclusive cracked crew of insane crazed writers and he has already said he has a fondness for Gorillas and wants to be part of team gorilla. He vowed to contribute as many Gorilla stories as he can found on the search engines and strives for more of an understanding between man and Gorilla beast which is one of the stated policies of this blog. Noel Parker loves animals and was attracted to work here for being a contributor from everything form international policy to covering animals to covering crazy nut ball academics and fake entrepreneurs.
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