Jake Glass
Animal Sories
Spain is a neurotic and eccentric country where man use red cape battling Bull Beef is regarded as sport. Mr Roman "The Catholic" Callado is an matador of low knowledge of the abilities of the Bull and the amount of Data Roman had accumulated and read prior to his match up with the Bull Gopher didn't help him out . Roman had his sword out and was about to slay the Bull when Gopher charged to the right sending shock waves to the urban Madricd hillbillies and wine and cheese fuckers attending a sold out event at the IKEA Bullring Center.
Roman Callado was quite literally lifted in the air and impaled from ear to ear this massive 4 ton Right Bull just sent him wailing and ailing to the local Central Madrid hospital.Roman Callado's career and life as of now are still in jeopardy as his medical bills are mounting and he can't sue the Right Bull animal for the injuries sustained in the r conflict last week. Roman Callado and other Spanish hillbillies and winemakers scammers of the capitalist system and their own country somehow have managed this sick icon and cultural institution that puts man and beast at physical and mental and dangers with this silly sick carnival of the bull match. Callado will not be in a bull ring or arena any time soon and he is currently on death row at a hospital with bones mismashed and horn holes that need TCL and refurbishing and patching thanks to the massive Right Bull named Gopher.
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