Xelva Mexican Kitchen sells grasshopper and cockroach tacos on Ogden Avenue in Brookfield,il

Jim Oberweight
   Grass fed grasshoppers are on the menu in Brook field Illinois in a Mayan shit hole Mexican kitchen called Xelva Mayan Kitchen. The drive to get Americans to ahh eat like peons in Mayastan state of Mexico has gone mainstream seeking ways to get normalcy and onto the mainstream on many American communities. This sick idea spreads with the invasive species of the two legged kind and those wishing to find new ways to maximize profits and the neuroticism  of pushing bugaroos is something we really find bizarre. About the only thing that can be said that would be positive of an insect diet is there would not be a gluttony of fat people in America anymore.
  Xelva kitchen prepares grasshoppers in their kitchen,sneaks crickets into their meats, and has cockroaches on the floor that from time to time could find their way into the Grasshopper meat bin.  Grashopper tacos are just fucking sick and this is primarily the reason I reckon I never go to these Mex- Tex illegal restaurants anymore and stick with the Taco bell and
Taco Johns and would advise all those into burritos and tacos to do likewise than step foot in a place where Chorizco and cow tongue are replaces by grasshopper, fireflies and roaches of all kinds. This place Xleva or Taco About it wishes for man to eat like a Jaguar beast albeit it one that is ninety pounds and on the brink of starvation in the jingles of the Mayan forests foraging for insects and hunting hoppers instead of deer thingies. Grass tacos are just cheap slop and more and more of bug and grass type tacos will find its way into the menus of these street restaurants on mains street as desperate Central American owners are looking for ways to cut costs and save time and beef for themselves for their robust figures

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