Lance Armstrong very proud of himself passing Mike Pence by more than ten miles per hour

Arnold Armstrong
       Arnold Armstrong
   The doped up champion bicyclist  one time hunk and lucky asshole married to Cheryl Crow because his impotency caused her to divorce him Lance Armstrong still has the arrogance of many others in the silly spectacle of organized sports. Perhaps no sport is more egregiously dumb and uninteresting as cycling that mainly Frenchmen and the global cortopcracy executive classes enjoy to follow and participate.
Lance Armstrong recently bragged about how fast he blew past president Pence in a recent trial as the 9 time Tour de Asshole cycle champion,who used steroids to help propel him to victory, and Mr Armstrong was amazed how slow Mr Pence was riding his bike. Lance took to twitter and bragged and faced immediate backlash form his followers and others who wondered why he would be such a chimp disrespect the presidency. Man also pointed out that Pence is a decade or so older and likely got funding to compete and take drugs to be successful. Mr Pence was busy setting policy in Indiana's senate and couldn't learn the skills of a champion fast speed cyclist that is a niche sport and followed by very few people anywhere. Mr Armstrong was shocked and appalled that so many people would take him to tasks for bragging about passing a non competitor of cycle like he did
 with Pence  and all his tweet did was expose even more of Lance Armstrong's cockiness and how it is so undeserving as all the guy does is ride a bike and he cheated at that.

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