Jason Fool
Cricket is boring as Indian cricket rick star and batsman Rohit Sharma is thinking twice of playing cricket in South Africa and is eyeing another possible sports option. Mr Sharma loves sharawama and enjoys the idea of owning several in New York City and with this in mind the Indian Cricket superstar has been in talks with the New York Mets organization of the possibility of learning the game of baseball and making an exotic and rare transition of global cricket to Western hemisphere baseball. Some recommend to this fool Rohit to try Venezuelan winter ball before trying out for Major
League Baseball but Mr Sharma said screw tthagt shit as Venezuela is a shit hole communist country on the verge of anarchy and he is not about to take chances of not getting paid. Besides he has played in the Caribbean area before and can;t stand the food and the culture of the area and Rohit basically believes cricket is a far more superior sport than baseball and there is no reason he reckons that he cannot just sign an contract and start playing and hammering home runs at least in the minor leagues in the beginning for a few years before getting called to the big leagues. MR Sharma loves Kebab places and he reckons with a huge professional sports contract he can quickly purchase some 7 11 stores and turn them into his vision and dream of a convenience Kebab place and franchise perhaps eventually getting into the Gastropub vegetarian market that is not being served and he can have global sport theme serving the under served markets of sports pubs and Cricket,Rugby Australian football, and Chines ping pong. This Batman Robin Sharma will be playing third base and he expects to hit 30 homers and be near the 300 average 100 hundred RBI list for at least a few years before he hit s 40. years of age
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