Animal Stories
A story came out of Africa where a nutty individual with a camera decided to venture too close for an ultimate photograph of a massive Lion Beast in Africa. The Lion roared and scared the unnamed photographer from Finland who invested heavily in Fintech technology and became a multi billionaire globalist who never works a day in his life and now his life has ended prematurely at the hands of the beast known as Leofronicus. The Photographer is still missing an presumed eaten living in the tummy of this unbelievable Lion beast. Despite the warning the photographer held is spot not moving towards his jeep where a easy and quick getaway could of been made. The Photographer managed to get more pictures of this Lion before suddenly being set upon and having his wild nature photo career put to a very short end.
The photographer was an inexperienced middle age man from Finland who was taking his fifth nature photographer tour and was more use to getting close and personal with cheetahs offering it Cheetos for close up shots and to get to know the wild cat. Lions are not Cheetahs and needless to say Mr Fernibag Lystrom and his unusual tactics to get close to animals did not work for the top apex predator and I think Wild E Coyote had a better chance with ACME of catching the roadrunner than this jackass catching and surviving the perfect shot of a African male lion roaring and then smiling knowing full well he was going to enjoy a easy meal.
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