Charlemagne Da Geek decides to run for president in 2020 or 2024

     Lionel Wagner
   For months crazed homsex podcaster and hip a hop artist Charlemagne Da God has been interviewing presidential primary  candidates of the extreme leftist ideology and the man who often grabs is face as if a spider were crawling on it as he conducts these interviews is now seriously thinking of running in the primary himself.

Charlemagne Da God is no Champagne of Carolingian empire heritage or history but he thinks he can have a positive impact of politics and liberalism and after watching the debate Mr God thinks he can run and have a Andrew Yang cash cow type campaign if not in 2020 then for sure in 2024. Charlemagne has seen how quickly Andrew Yang got a job at CNNa nd so figures he can be interviewing people maybe take over for Don Lemonade and bring his bleakest club constipated looks and face battering spider webs of is face onto the mainstream media and be paid handsomely for it.

 Charlemagne is trying to reach out his brand and desires to be a future but more prosperous combination of Jesse Jackson and Jim Hightower and can have a syndicated Donkey of th eday three minute program to be aired everywhere. Charlemagne though will be running for president either  of the United States ofr the NAACP bringing his brand of half troll and half truth onto the airwaves and being both a gay homo and a black activist.