Thug Right Bull attacks motorcyclist in India or Sri Lanka

 Baba Pugwuthi

   Stray cattle worshiped as living epitomes of God species are allowed to run free and have fee wil and domain to all and recently news of a cattle attacking a biker in a petrol station after the cattle and human exchange glances and gestures as both were attempting to use the bathroom. The cattle felt dissed and insulted and followed the bikers out in front and then a mad charge at this knowing and hitting a gas pump and knocking t down causing all sorts of headache and expenses for the owner. Stray cattle are cocky like fighting roosters and are a major nuisance in India and other lands and stans of Hindu origin  as the believe allowing these beasts and their unpredictable movements along and on freeways as cars are speeding 55 miles per hour or more doesn't define a public heath crisis and danger.

The Right Bull poses a problem for people in stans and lands that have governments that don;t want to address the problems of large cattle and wild funky monkeys form roaming the street son religious grounds and many of the deities that Indian people unfortunate believe include animals and wild game with my persona favorite being the God go Gators and Andy Alligator God of Mumbai and Verna. Alligators like Indian cattle often are a growing nuisance and this country has the same  sort of religious institutions preventing the curtailing if species overpopulation and this is called conservatory that limits or ability to just get rid of these problematic species and traffic problems they are causing for many. 

  The Right Bull is described as white and tan with six inch horns and is considered unarmed but very dangerous and the bull has been labeled and named PYT45678343. If you are vacationing in the Sri Lanka area and come across this Bull you are to notify the local magistrate or animal control office and report its location an there is a one thousand rupee reward to ring this beast or burden home into a animal home and to get it the mental help it needs as authorities worry that it will now seek to e more aggressive given its new found anger temperament  and association with humans in bikes and interrupting its cattle need to tinkle in privacy.