Dmitri Diamond
Jamal couldn't believe it as he scratched doff a lotto ticket as he had done a thousand times and he was pleased one day last week when it declared him a winner of 30 grand and the first thing Jamal thought of was the gold chain he had seen in the counter of
either Ross Dress for Less or Walgreens or Wal Mart. Jamal immediate purchased his beloved 20'000 dollar gold chain that he had been saving up when he was sixteen hears old and was elated to have such a gift to
wear with prestige and honor which he couldn't wait to show off in his Detroit neighborhood. Jamal has a very low IQ and wither didn't know nor care that wearing such a item especially in the shit hole that is Detroit would pose a danger and within a day of purchasing the gold chain he had it physically taken and took a smack don from Jingles.
Jingles is one of Detroit biggest cons and criminals long feared and talked upon often getting away with crimes in a unofficial no snitch policy in his shit hole Detroit neighborhood. Jingles decided in his moniker based in the character Jingles in the classic Tom Selleck movie An Innocent man" where a prison was set and run by a prisoner
named Jingles. and the boys often ahh go to the gas at the Exxon on Woodward Avenue and Thug street looking for suckers to whip from and upon seeing a male drive around and st for gas the Jingles gang lead by this thug named Jingles immediately set a quick plan and followed him into
the gas station. Jingles and his buddies put a beat down outside and inside the gas station as Jamal resisted and tried running his fat ass away from the trio and the man must of had a death wish hope to be robbed for being so dumb bombed to think he could walk around in the hood of Detroit and not get ribbed wearing such a fancy expensive item instead of putting the money in a bank and saving it for a rainy day.
Charlemagne the Gd and Dave Ramsey mocked and deplored this shit head Jamal and put forth blame for the loss of his investment and Gold chain to his stupidity and Ramsey and that Jamal could of done so much more perhaps lowering his credit card debt and so forth instead of buying such an item. Like wise Charlemagne da God said this guy deserves a Donkie of the Day for making it so easy to be robbed and that this guy Jamal is a joke and was too lazy even to put his chain under the shirt while stopping for gas and hiding his gold toy for few minutes. Police in Detroit are still looking for this suspect and character in the hood named Jingles who took Jamal's gold chain and as of last report has nit been recovered and Mr Jamal is looking to set up a Go Fund Me Campaign in order to raise money through donations where he can replace his God chain and maybe get a Gold chain that costs thirty grand instead.
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