Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
In the rural village of a Bull escaped a halal meat farm where the bull was about to be processed and shipped to some Islamic owned beef stand around the country and the bull with the name TYRDC54 made a ran to the North Woods and is still yet to be apprehended in Suffolk County New York. The Bull made its escape after breaking loose from the Halal Farm on Barnes Rad as the bull noticed many of its friends were being taken away never to return and the Bull broke loose being spotted on Montgomery Road in mastic on several occasions before escaping to the North Woods
which provides ample scrub and grassland for the bull to live free as God intended it to do. Authorities had to be moving into the brush hinterlands of rural redneck Long Island New York and thus they decided to bring in a horny cow slut named Norma Jean to track and bait poor TYRDC54 which had a reservation to be on the plate as kebab meal for Ali's Burgers and gyros halal holy mart in Yonkers, New York. T
he idea to lure the bull with a cowboy in heat is absurd as there is no indication that this Bull Barney is gay. However, the local yo yo authorities trot out this mooing milked out old cow in an attempt to bail and lure barney aka TYRDC54 into an open area where thy can capture it and put it in
a slaughterhouse to be processed ASAP.
Authorities and locals are calling the loose bull Barney and despite all the latest technology helicopters, and horny cows let loose to attack Barney or TYRDC54 into a close up where the big beast 1500 pound bull can be brought down with a tranquilizer and eventually served as a steak taco in th every near future. The bulls are on the loose and on parade and running into brush and the forest of Long Island and this bull is not going to allow itself to be in the dinner table in a week or so.
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