The National Football league to celebrate Portland's role in political violence with a new franchise called the Portland Fighters

   Jacoby  Genevese 

 Portland is a city under perpetual fighting as thuggery from the right and ANTIFA Fascists pretending to be against fascism from the left mesh this city into one of perpetual  fight and brawl. With this in mind and on the recent uptick of right-left street violence the National Football league has announced that Portland will receive a new football franchise to be called the Portland Fighters. This team will celebrate both the Proud Boys and ANTIFA  and other anarchists whose nightly daily fighting has resulted in this city being the worlds most notorious  fight brawl city and for this Portlandians should be proud., People from all over the country come to fight in Portland and last weekends brutal check down was perhaps the most exciting yet and these fights are way more entertaining than the fighting in hockey. Who know potentially a whole new sport of street protest combat is slowly evolving and it will have a big fame one day bigger than the Super Bowl. 

 Anthropologists and psychologists are now only investigating the cultural phenomenon and the people behind the umbrellas and shields and trying to figure out who are these geeks and why are they out in the streets instead of being int their mothers basement attached to video games and twitch and what exactly are they wishing to accomplish aside from attention.  whatever their motivation what is known is the National Football league has drawn their attention to

this amazing city and because of the legendary or soon to be legendary status and role of Portland into these incendiary street fights that are peripatetic and neurotic in general there will be a football team in Portland by 2025 called the Portland Fighters in honor of these men and women of Portland who shed their blood in the battle for freedom and fractious politics.