Leroy Yates
The Detroit Rooster rocker Kid Rock has canceled all sorts of tour dates and planned concerts in the coming moths as he is worried and scared of contracting the deadly Omricron variant of Covid and thus joining the long list of celebrity singers and rockers who have dropped like flies on shit Kid Rock cancel a bunch of tour dates after seeing increased death of his peers and the Kid decided that as of now touring and risking his health in order to make a few ore bucks is not worth it and Kid Rock wants to live old enough to lose the kid moniker and resemble a old fart like Anthony Fauci. Old Kid Rock wants to make some good jingle and basiclaly get paid by the mask resistance followers of hs crowd but given how unhealthy and likely danger his own fan base is Kid rock is not taking any
chances and decided to cancel his rock tour for the year as he is annoyed by all of the Covid vaccine requirements and mandates themselves whcih he doe;s want to engage with teller his audience they need to get a vaccine to see this guy rock and play play a mean mean guitar. The Kid may have a year or two left as the guy smokes and ricks and rolls so much he damages his own body fulling his lungs with all these
carcinogenicity nicotine cigarette junk as the man loves to blow rings ad looks cool with a cigarette he is a stud and a half. Kid Rock wants to rock around the clock and be as old as Mick Jagger one day performing well into his eighties and in this Covid dangerous virus era he figures now might be a time to take a year or two off rehab his arm like a pitcher and his vocal chords for a year or two and ensure no virus will go into it as Kid Rap has pledged to quit going to whores and so forth. Kid Rock wants to survive 2022 an 2023 and to be rocking like it is 1999 at least up to 2069.
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