Gus Perkowski
My rodent and insect franchise company is expanding in South Carolina as news and fearmongering by the media of the great Joro spider invasive species is occurring and freaking out the arachnophobia in both Carolina and may people are wondering how far the lengths of the Joro Spider will spread. This creepy arachnid actually parachutes in the fucking ai as it travels from tree to tree looking for prey and arms to bite ad many people can be hospitalized from an infected Joro spider who kills hundreds sin in native Asian and countries like Ondoieneisa or whatever.
The Jero Spider are busting loose and causing fear and there is nothing more the media lives to push than fear and already the 'science " is celebrating this new form of fear porn stating that these spiders will spread on out to Florida all the way to upstate New York and it is expected the Joro Spiders will be rocking in Bethel, New York and the former grounds of Woodstock.
Some will embrace the Joro Spider and welcome this invasive species reminding people that this creature preys on other pests and does the job of bug exterminators such a myself but others are fearful of anything that resembles a spider and are willing to eradicate this invasive species at first opportunity and spot as they will say this creature doesn't belong and there are enough spiders and ricks in the woods behind their yards. However, this mini beast has the ability to make huge large webs and is n]know to come into peoples homes and basiclaly bite at will especially at night like it is a fucking vampire and readily eats human blood as it would wrap up a leech and other creepy critters. 
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