Jason Percy
Pizza News
UFC embittered fighter Irish sensation Paddy "Baddy" Pimblett came in the growing Pat McAfee show to explain why he is deserving of more money as news of his low pay out despite big name draw and publicity is eating at this sly goose. Paddy is either English or Irish and is this huge MMA fighter ranked in the top five of UFC draws and he only gets ten grand a fight because iof the ploy set up by UFC fat meat head wonder Dana White who is determined to crush and exploit these fighters as much as he can to mass profit for himself and get all of the accolades.
Paddy Pimblett mocked Pat McAfee's recent UFO sighting and Paddy hinted he too may be an alien from the planet Kepler 934 and said if aliens have the technology to get here dudes like Pat are not going to see it from a airplane after one of his WWE announcing gigs. Paddy Pimblett also stated that if he doesn't see dramatic increases in his pay he may be done with UFC and Dana White and he
explained why exactly he called out Dana White. Paddy also discussed his large eating fast food gorging and how he eats 12,000 calories a day after London UFC event and he particularity enjoys pizza. Paddy ate pizza immediately after his fight and told the reporters he loves pizza and is not going to be denied it as he did nit eating pizza before the fight. Paddy has now added pizza to his diet and pre-fight reportorial and he told Pat that as long as he is between fights he will gorge on fast food and particularly pizza.
Paddy is a clown and he is eating 12 000 calories of mostly pizza and he is eating so much pizza Paddy Clown's face is looking like this giant pizza glob of pepperoni, cheese, and sausage droppings and he has gained about fifty pizza pounds since the UFC London fight night. Paddy Pimblett told Pat McAfee the Green aliens have never eaten pizza and that Dana n White without men like his Jorge Marsilove and others would just be this pizza restaurateur an not be this big billionaire meat head bald jackass wealth exploiter and fraudster. 
Paddy Pizza told McAfee he wished he could just beat and turn Dana White upside down to get his fucking money that Mr White is denying him and others in financial rewards based in the number if fights regardless of popularity of massive fan interest that this Paddy Punk has been able to get in a weird cult like following Ireland, Scotland, and Londonstan. Paddy Pimblett is eating so many pizza slices he is getting these pizza warts and pimples all over his fucking back and face and quite literally is is getting repulsive to look at his fuck face.
Paddy Pimblett is eating so much pizza he is transitioning into this alien like pizza creature and the UFC fighter made huge headlines at the suggestion that a fast food dirt makes one stringer and is actually healthy and good for you as he will just wait for the week before to use altered DNA gene therapy to get himself back into shape, There are also rumors printed by the National Enquirer and the Weekly World news that Paddy Pimblett is indeed one of the mysterious four Rock N Roll aliens that are coming and will form the rock group the aliens which will hit the earth and blast music and human ears with mind bending Rock N Roll that will be out of this universe and they will be bigger than the Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and the Monkees combined and Paddy Punky may be the bass player or something. 
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