Ed West
Former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanulel has gone against the grain so to say and endorsed a third party candidate for the up coming runoff race between Brandon Jordan and former School principle Paul Vallas. Mr Vallas has tried but has been unsuccessful in getting the endorsement of former mayor Rahm Emmnaul who has decided to throw his support for former NFL linebacker Brian Urlacher. Urlacher is a stud and a half of fame All Pro linebacker
maniac from New Mexico and Mars and he has 200 billboards of himself with hair unlike his playing days when Brian was bald and proud and he let his be known. Urlacher has been bought off by some globalist doctor to brainwash men into thinking a bald head is bad and now he wants to brainwash the voters of Chicago and become the first former Chicago Bear to be
elected mayor of Chicago. All f is hairline creation billboards are being converted to campaign ads which will give him a firm advantage and now he has the strong endorsement of former mayor 1% and a man for the people...rich people in former mayor Rahm Emmanuel. Rahm Emmanul is going to campaign as it is an uphill battle for Brian Urlacher as he is absolutely getting no coverage for his mayoral race and has to rely on the establishment
of billboard advertising that is all over the cities highways and freeways that have Brian Urlacher telling bald heads they must go to this corrupt doctor and have him put some pubic hair and back air onto their fucking bald head. Urlacher is committed to improving the lives of Chicagoan and he is elated to have the endorsement of this two time election winning former mayor of Chicago whom man people have expressed hope he would of entered this race to dethrone this idiot mayor Larry Lightfoot and Emanuel made a huge mistake it was tragic for him not to keep running given the consequences and the shit head we got in return.
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