Bert Berg
Today I have the sad news of reporting one of our contribute,financial backers , trolls , and editors Randolph Perkins the IV had died being killed by dust. A massive failure form a failed farmer named Jones produced a dust storm from Hell and mars hit Interstate 55 deep in the heartland of America and near Springfield in the land of Lincoln, Randolph was traveling for a banking meeting to speak on the promotion and idea of new regional currency for Red States states producing more currency and a own version of the Red state US dollar. He was along advocate of this proposal whcih we had a long suppoorted as a idea of producing economic growth and equality among all regions within the Untied States.
Randy was killed when a huge wind dust bowl came sweeping down and up ....I guess ....similar to a tornado and his Maserati flew like the Jetsons cartoon into the back of a T Mack truck much like the scene similar to the classic and Illinois based movie Blues Brothers. In addition to Perkins being killed 16 other people were
killed in car crashes related to this dust storm that blew out of the blue form over-grazed farm fields and the failure of Pete Buttgieg has committed upon on transportation industry and his failure to counter the possibility of these dust storms interfering with traffic and killing
people is another low light of this failed former South Bend , Indiana punk ass mayor mayor and his now infectious infamous failed transportation secretary is facing heat and we will espouse more on this later. Randy Perkins is dead at the age of 37. RIP
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